Sir Peek the Dragonslayer goes to see Dark Angel the Alchemist.....

**baimun** · August 18th, 2005, 07:19 PM

Sir Peek the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts,but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Dark Angel the Alchemist, who was the King's chief doctor.

Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Sir Peek the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause, Sir Peek the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Dark Angel the Alchemist made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and quickly grew in intensity.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Dark Angel the Alchemist informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that Sir Peek the Dragon Slayer was the only one in the Kingdom with the type of saliva that would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Sir Peek the Dragon Slayer. Dark Angel the Alchemist then slipped Sir Peek the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Peek worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Sir Peek the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber Sir Peek the Dragon Slayer found Dark Angel the Alchemist demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, Sir Peek the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less
and knowing that Dark Angel the Alchemist could never admit this matter to the King. He laughed and shooed Dark Angel away with no payment made.

The next day, Dark Angel the Alchemist slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underpants.

The King immediately summoned Sir Peek the Dragon Slayer...

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<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ August 18, 2005 04:22 PM: Message edited by: B?im?n's Eye ]</font>